Smackdown Opener; "There is no rest for the champion."
The show opens hot at the very beginning with the NEW WWEP Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Matt Charles coming out to an enormous amount of fanfare from the crowd. As Matt walks out onto the stage with a humble smirk on his face, he pauses on the stage before walking down and slowly holds up his Undisputed Championship belt to the roaring crowd all chanting PLAY-BOY PLAY-BOY PLAY-BOY! Matt nods his head with a smile and struts down the ring, like only he can clinching tightly onto his new Undisputed Championship belt! Matt gets into the ring and grabs a microphone, cutting his music off and then just staring at the very raucous pro Matt Charles crowd. Before Matt can speak, Mike Tenay and Coty Coleman at the commentary booth stand up and are clapping for their new Undisputed Champion. Matt raises the microphone up to his lips and goes to speak, but the "Play-boy" chants are too loud and he just lowers the microphone down with a smile and plays up to the crowd even more.
"They love him here in Cincinnati!" - Mike Tenay
"This is wild! All it takes is one match and you go from hated villain to beloved hero. These people are idiots! Don't listen to them Matt, you can't trust them! They will turn on you faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage!" - Ben Davis
"Oh shut up Ben! This is a tremendous moment!" - Coty Coleman
"Coleman....I kicked your ass before, I'll do it again..." - Ben Davis
Matt finally finds his opportunity once the crowd has died down ENOUGH.
"You know, who would've thunk we would be at this moment right here and right now as your WWEP Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion babyyyy! WOOO!" - Matt Charles
The crowd WOOOOs with Matt.
"But when I say that y'all are the reason I step into this ring day in and day out, I mean that with every single fiber of my being. You all and I have had someeee hissssstoryyyy. Baby we have been to the ringaaaa and we have made it here in this moment, and there ain't no place I'd rather be than standing in this ring...with this title belt....in front of alllll you peopleeeee as your Undisputed Heavyweight Champpppionnnnn! WOOOO!" - Matt Charles
Matt holds up his Undisputed Championship and nods his head with a smirk on his face.
"But we've made it a journey, haven't we people? Ha ha. Yeahhhh babyyy we have made it a journey. We have all had some great great times together...and baby, we've have had some low low dark baddddd bottom of the barrel times as well. And if I said I regretted any of it, I'd be lyinnnn. Lyinnnn like an oldddd dirtyyy doggggg. Cause this right here daddy is sweeter than it could ever been if I had yall by my side every step of the way. I understand the life I led...the sacrifices I made sometimes weren't the most popular. I understand that. I can understand that all yall weren't always Playyyyboyyyy fans. I can understand that if you all can understand that the journey is what led me here. The journey led to me whippin that Peter Piper Pickle Pepper assssss at WRESTLEEEEMANIAAAAA!! And that journey baby, that journey led me to be your next Undisputed Heavyweight Championnnnn of the worldddd babyyyy!" - Matt Charles
The crowd gets louder with their cheering and clapping as Matt soaks it all in.
"But yall didn't come out here to hear about what happened at Wrestlemania. I know that. What's done is done. You alllllll bareee witnessed it. You all watched it. You want to know about the future, I understand that totally babyyyy. The future...heh, the future is ours! I don't give a damn who you are, you want a title shot...you bring it. You want to step face to face toe to toe with the world championnnnn, you bring it. I dare you. Cause you ain't goin far when The Panama City Playboyyyyy comes crashing downnnn on yooooo asssssss! I'll defend this belt today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, next decade...IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! IF YOU CATCHIN MY DRIFT PLAYAAAAA I AINT LETTIN GOOOOO OF THIS TITLE! Imma be championnnnn FOREVERRRR!!" - Matt Charles
The crowd cheers and starts chanting "for-ever" while Matt starts dancing in the ring, strutting back and forth with his championship belt.
"So yall saw what happened at Wrestlemania....that aint the end! Red X, Black X, Blue X, Indigo XYZ, I don't careeeee, you want me...you got me! You want this belt, come try and take it! Causeee I learned my lesson baby, the only ones goin through tables and flat on theyyyy backkkk will be youuuu!! You won't catch me like that again daddy! I'm ready for ya and anyoneeee else! You may have got me once, but you ain't gettin me again!! This playa dont play, and yall X asses belonggggg to this big bad booty daddy baby!!! WOOOO!! WOOO!! WOO!!! Now bring yall asses out here in Cincinnnnnatiiiiii so I can give you that receipt I didn't get to give to you in Dallas, daddy! WOOO!" - Matt Charles
Matt throws his arms out and starts motioning for the Xs to come out and fight him now that he is ready for them. The lights suddenly go out in the arena and the crowd pops with excitement that they may be taking up the challenge as we speak! Commentary builds up the suspense that the Xs are going to finish what was brewing with Matt Charles at the end of Wrestlemania. But instead of any Xs, a loud chorus of a children's choir echoes throughout the arena and some fake snow starts to trickle down from the ceiling. A large spotlight beams onto the stage and the 20 singing/chanting children in dark black cloaks. Chuck Nimmo's ominous music blares over the PA much to the shock and awe of commentary and the crowd! The returning Chuck Nimmo slowly walks out through the curtain with a sadistic smile on his face, petting the faces of all his children on the stage. Matt's eyes widen as if this was the last person he ever thought would show up tonight. The music abruptly stops and Chuck and Matt just continue to stare each other down. Chuck somehow without a microphone starts to talk towards Matt and it can still be heard.
"Brother Matt......did you actually think that you could eliminate me with a fieryyyyy inferno of dissonance? Don't you realize there are some flames that can't be extinguished, and the Ascension of Kerrigan is one of them! Soon Matt...you will realize that I am your worst nightmareeeee. And by the way, I intend on showing you just how serious I am with my threat. Next week if you'd like you can even call it a surprise. The fate of your realm of existence has already been unlocked by the powers to be. Heh. The powers to be allll working for the real power. The power of the Kerrigannnn. Your Undisputed Heavyweight Championship will be mine. The gauntlet has already fallen, the decision has already been made, your Undisputed Heavyweight Championship will be mine....next Friday night. What I couldn't do to you before, I will do to you next Friday night. I don't just want to take your title away from you Brother Matt.....I want to take your soul. Your title...your soul...belongggggssss to the power of the Kerrigannnnn. Ha ha ha!!" - Chuck Nimmo
"Okay you want your match next Friday night?! You've got it baby! But if I...WHEN I BEAT YOU, you're gone! You're finished! You're done! It's over! You're gone from this company for good and I'm still your Undisputed Champion baby! WOOOO!!" - Matt Charles
Matt throws down his championship belt and starts strutting in the ring getting more and more fired up.
"Ha ha ha....why yes, your ego is fueling your dreams. Heh I like thattttt. But Brother Matt don't get your hopes up, because your dream is YOUR NIGHTMARE....and you won't wake up until you bow down to your king of kings, Fatherrrrr Kerrrrrigannnn....next Friday nighttttttt." - Chuck Nimmo
Matt picks up his championship belt and holds it out towards Chuck who is still standing on the stage.
"Don't count on it, daddy! Next Friday night, the Panama City Playyyy Boyyyyy will give you a nightmare of your own!" - Matt Charles
Matt throws down the microphone and stares down Chuck Nimmo as commentary builds up the huge title match next Friday night on Smackdown where if Chuck Nimmo wins, he's the new champion....but if he loses, he's banished from the WWEP forever! The two continue to stare each other down as cameras fade to the first commercial break of the night.
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Tag Team Match; Darren Cox Sr & "The Phenom" Darren Cox Jr vs The Laflins
As Darren Cox Sr comes out with his son Darren Cox Jr. commentary shows clips of Wrestlemania in which Darren Cox Sr looked to make it a mission to viciously take out two WWEP Hall of Famers (Steve Steigerwald and The Bard) in an attempt to avenge Darren Cox Jr not getting into the Hall of Fame this year. Darren Cox Jr and his dad look to be as hot as ever and on the same page, getting into the ring and doing their team signature pose. Cox Sr looks into the camera and points to his son, "My boy is going into that damned Hall of Fame! Now let's fu**ing do this!"
The returning legendary tag team The Laflins look to be on a mission to derail the Coxs in any way they can, both coming out to a huge pop from the crowd. Even though there is no love loss between The Laflins and The Staggs, it appears as if The Laflins are out for a little retribution as well for what Darren Cox Sr did to the both of them at Mania. So when Darren Cox Jr and JD Laflin start the match, there’s no surprise that it’s a fast-paced affair. Laflin drops Darren with a pair of dropkicks, and ducks under a clothesline attempt. He doubles Darren Jr over with a spinning thrust kick to the ribs and turns, hitting the ropes. Chris tags his brother's back, as JD dropkicks Darren in the leg, dropping him face first. Chris slingshots in, watching Darren Jr rise to his feet as he drops him with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head.
"Wow! That's new! Have you ever seen either one of the Laflins hit anything like that?!" - Mike Tenay
"Not at all, Tenay! And I've been seen them since the beginning!" - Coty Coleman
From there, it looks like Chris is dominating a large portion of the match. He gives Cox Jr some hard strikes and beats him down in the corner. Chris grabs Jr, looking for an irish whip in the corner but for the first time, Darren Jr counters it. He follows up with a clothesline in the corner, and has to take a second to process what just happened. Chris wobbles out of the corner and Darren Cox Jr hits the ropes, catching him with a yakuza kick right back into the corner. Darren Jr drags Chris up and tags in his fiery dad who is just waiting to jump into the ring to get his hands on the man who was manhandling his boy! Commentary puts Cox Sr over as the master of the backbreaker, and we see a bit of a preview of that. Cox Jr & Cox Sr grab Chris Laflin and lift him up for a double pendulum backbreaker! BAM!
Cox Jr exits the ring and Darren Cox Sr makes the quick cover on Chris. One! Two! Chris kicks out. Cox Sr is the one dominating, a complete contrast from the beginning of the match. He works down on Chris Laflin's back, and everytime Chris tries to make a comeback, Cox Sr's strikes are just too powerful.
Darren Sr lifts Chris Laflin up, hoisting him onto his shoulders. He looks to drop into a fireman’s carry gutbuster, but Laflin somehow is able to slip off and down Darren Sr's back. Laflin turns Cox Sr around, kicks him in the gut, and irish whips him to his corner. Chris rushes into a leaping knee to the jaw, and tags back in his twin brother JD. JD slingshots in the ring and the two irish whip Cox Sr off. They drop Cox Sr with a double back elbow, and as Cox Sr sits up, they hit a double dropkick completely taking his head off! The referee is able to restrain Chris Laflin back out of the ring as JD covers Cox Sr. One! Two! Darren Sr kicks out!
JD grabs Cox Sr by his head, pulling him up. He lifts Darren Sr onto his shoulders, calling for a Cradle Shock. He can’t get it though, as Darren Sr grabs him from behind and lifts him up for a vicious backbreaker of his own knocking the breath out of him!! Cox Sr looks like he is in no man's land though, not able to catch his own balance after hitting that devastating backbreaker on JD! Finally Sr is able to drag JD away to their corner and he tags in his son, The Phenom, who is on the apron! Darren smiles with a sadistic look, slinging into a Tope Atomico landing right over top of JD's chest! Cox Jr looks to have this in the bag now, making the cover. One! Two! But right before the referee can come down with the three, Chris Laflin rushes in to break it up! In a huff, Darren Sr jumps into the ring and out of nowhere just comes rushing in spearing Chris Laflin through the ropes and to the outside of the ring like a rabid animal!!!
Mike Tenay: SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!! THE OLD MAN SPEARED CHRIS LAFLIN HEAD FIRST INTO THE CORNER OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE OUT HERE! THIS MATCH HAS GOTTEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL!
The referee immediately jumps out of the ring to try and pull a raging Cox Sr off of the now unconscious Chris Laflin and also to check on him to see if he is okay. Cox Sr finally backs off and allows the referee to bend over and check on the unconscious Chris, leaving Cox Sr enough time to grab two steel chairs at ringside and toss them into the ring. Cox Sr gets into the ring and looks at his son with a sadistic smile on his face, looking down at the chairs and nodding up to this son. Both the Coxs grab a steel chair each and proceed to hit a CON CHAIR TOE OVER THE HEAD OF THE DEFENSELESS JD LAFLIN IN THE RING!! BAM! Both men quickly throw their steel chairs out of the ring and Cox Sr starts yelling at the referee to get into the ring and make the count. The referee sees that Cox Jr is covering JD for the pinfall! The referee rushes back into the ring and makes the count, 1...2....3!! Darren Cox Jr has just pinned JD Laflin! The Coxs are walking out victorious tonight!
Ben Davis: Ha ha that's what I love to see right there, boys! Just pure unadulterated violence! I love it!
Coty Coleman: Gotta give the respect to both the Coxs tonight. I think this is like something we have never seen from these two right here, and I think the entire organization should probably be on notice.
Mike Tenay: It started over Mania when Darren Cox Sr said he was throwing down the gauntlet and taking this organization by storm for him and his son...and I think that's exactly what we are seeing right now.
Ben Davis: Love em or hate em, and trust me, I've hated Darren Cox Jr for a long long time....this is a new Darren Cox that we are seeing right now. If it keeps going like this...hell, I'll personally rig a Hall of Fame election next year to get these guys in!
Darren Cox Jr and Sr both walk out of the ring with their arms around each other, surveying the damage with cold dark stares in their eyes as cameras fade to a commercial break.
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"EMERGENCY BROTHERHOOD MEETING"
SmackDown comes back from commercial with Austin standing in the ring with a "contained anger" look on his face, looking as if he could snap at any moment.
"Ladies & Gentlemen...at WrestleMania I was SCREWED out of not one...but BOTH off my titles! Not only was the ref conspiring with Matt Charles against me, but NEITHER ONE OF MY BROTHERS were at ringside for EITHER one of my matches, to make sure things weren’t rigged against me to end my HISTORIC run. However that’s not what happened. So I'm going to cut through all the BS. Jerry, I’m gonna ask you to come to the ring right now, we have some stuff to discuss." - Austin Michael Pieper
Jerry’s music hits and he walks down the ramp and comes to the ring with his WWEP Intercontinental Championship belt held high in the air for the extremely riotous crowd all chanting his name. Jerry gets into the ring and puts his hand out, telling Austin to say what he has to say, both with serious looks on their faces.
“Jerry I'm gonna be frank about this. I gotta ask, why weren’t you at ringside for me in either of my matches at WrestleMania?” - Austin Michael Pieper
Jerry shakes his head with a slight hint of annoyance before answering.
“Well Austin, I wasn't there...because the last time I was anywhere near our "BROTHER"... we all know what happened. And quite frankly, I was preparing for my match” - Jerry Haynes
“Now now Jerry, let’s not go after our brother who can’t defend himsel...” - Austin Michael Pieper
Jerry cuts Austin off with some hubbspah behind his voice
“The real question is why wasn't he?! I had a viable reason.. he after all is the guy whom just gave you the title you were defending!” - Jerry Haynes
“Oh he’s not off the hook believe me! The only reason he isn’t here tonight is because he’s having a family emergency, but when I do have my rematch FOR MY TITLE, against whoever the hell the champion is at that point, whether Matt or that MIA psycho Chuck...I NEED BOTH OF YOU RINGSIDE. Can I count on you for that?” - Austin Michael Pieper
Jerry thinks about it for a second and then responds,
“Yes. Yes, I’ll be there." - Jerry Haynes
“Ok, OKAY! Good! Now that that’s out of the way. There’s also reason to celebrate after Mania! You retained your WWEP Intercontinental Championship! Congratulations m...” - Austin Michael Pieper
“That I did.. guess yet another person learnt I'm tougher than people think... just thriving on proving people wrong.” - Jerry Haynes
Austin enthusiastically smiles at Jerry and pats him on the shoulder.
“Damn straight, you’re having a great run as Intercontinental Champion, ANDDDD we’re still having a great run as Tag Team champions! And both of those reigns will continue, as long as we’re all on the same page.” - Austin Michael Pieper
Jerry nods in approval.
“I couldn’t agree more...” - Jerry Haynes
Jerry and Austin throw up their Brotherhood fists and step out of the ring together shoulder to shoulder as the Brotherhood’s music hits and commentary sells the unity in The Brotherhood.
"Sometimes you have to have those hard talks, but the most important thing is that they are as one. Jerry and Austin look as tight as ever!" - Ben Davis
"But speaking of a united Brotherhood, where is TJ Ivers?! A family emergency?! What does that mean??" - Mike Tenay
"It means a family emergency Tenay...what the hell are you talking about??" - Ben Davis
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Non-Title Match; "LEGS" Ryan Lucas vs Tommy Jones
Poor Tommy Jones never really stood a chance here as the new WWEP King of the Mountain Champion Ryan Lucas showed his agility and brawling from the opening bell - literally tossing Jones at points around the ring and headfirst several times into the turnbuckles! The crowd is fully behind the new King of the Mountain Champion, who screams out to the crowd "BROOOOOOO!!" with the crowd excitedly screaming back, "BROOOOOOO!!" Lucas with a smile goes right back to Tommy, who is struggling to make it back up to his feet. Lucas shows off his aggression, driving Jones to the mat with a headbutt in the corner before then stomping away at Jones, never giving the guy a chance to recover. Tommy would see the chance to get in some limited offense when he avoided a Stinger Splash from the champion. Lucas is rocked briefly by crashing hard into the turnbuckles, and Jones is able to hit a few right hands to stagger Lucas. But his comeback is cut short pretty quick when the "Orange County Bro" bounces off the ropes and jumps on top of him, hitting him with haymakers across the face several times while the crowd counts them out. Lucas finally gets up off him and the crowd is all standing to their feet clapping and cheering THEIR KING OF THE MOUNTAIN CHAMPION. Lucas with a smile starts laughing and mimicking as if he is "rolling a blunt".
Ben Davis: Uhhhhhhh.....is that even legal in Cincinnati??
Coty Coleman: Ha ha ha! I don't know, but I don't think Lucas knows nor cares! Ha ha!
Lucas picks a defenseless Jones back up to his feet, slaps him across the face, kicks him in the gut and hits a Stunner on the young 22 year old rookie! BAM! Lucas drops down with the cover, -- One, Two, Three! Lucas has picked up the extremely decisive victory much to the glee of the very "pro Lucas" crowd in the arena! After the match is over, Ryan Lucas snatches his newly won King of the Mountain Championship belt away from the referee and celebrates with the title to the adoring crowd who are fully behind The Orange County Bro!
Jackson Murphy starts jogging down to the ring with a microphone in his hand, obviously wanting to catch a quick word with the King of the Mountain Champion. Murphy gets into the ring and congratulates Ryan Lucas on a very decisive win after such a grueling and brutal Ultimate Eruption Match at Wrestlemania. Murphy tries asking what Ryan's plans are now that he is the King of the Mountain Champion, but Lucas clearly doesn't care about anything that Murphy is asking him.
"Bro how about you? Ha ha ha! How about right here tonight, the sickest mother fu**er in the NASTYYYYY NATIIIIII!!" (laughs and pauses to let the cheering crowd take it all in) DEFENDS HIS KING OF THE MOUNTAIN CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE ONE INCH BICEPS DUDEEEEE JACKSON HERFNEYYY BROOOO?? Ha ha ha yeahhhh!! - Ryan Lucas
"Um...it's (whispers) Jackson...um...Jackson Murrrrphyyy." - Jackson Murphy
"Ha ha oh my bad Jason. My bad bro. But I'm gonna be honest with you bro, I just don't think anybody cares about watching Jason Bernie wrestle tonight. Actuallyyyyyy I think I know what everyone wants tonight. Ha ha oh yeah! I think everyone hereeee in the.....nastiiii natttttiiii came to partyyyyy with this brooooo right here!! Am I right????" - Ryan Lucas
The crowd gets even louder with their cheering and appreciation of the KOTM Champion, only fueling up Lucas even more to play to them.
"And bro, Cincinnati might not have any waves...but brooooo we will be rollllinnnnnn tonightttttt on them wavessss mannnn!! Ha ha!!" - Ryan Lucas
"Well what does he mean by that??" - Ben Davis
"I think we all know what he means! Ha ha ha!" - Coty Coleman
The crowd cheers and Jackson Murphy looks even more uncomfortable as Lucas shakes his hand over Murphy's hair messing it all up.
"But you're asking me for my next opponent? Ha ha I'll tell you dude. Anybodyyyy that wants to get in this ring with me dude. I don't care if they are 800 pounds or 80 pounds, bow legged with an eye patch...I'm not like that other chode who held the belt. Anytimeeee anywhereeee anyoneeee brooooo!!" - Ryan Lucas
It doesn't take long after Lucas finishes his sentence for newcomer Robbie Casey to bust through the curtain and make his way down to the ring with his wide eyes locked on the champion, clinching his fists in suppressed rage. Casey doesn't waste anytime going face to face with the King of the Mountain Champion who just stands there laughing at the moment...clearly making Casey even more angry. Casey snatches the microphone away from Lucas.
"Cut my damn music! Let me tell you somethin jackass, ain't no reason you should be the champion of anything! What happened at Wrestlemania was a fluke and you know as well as I do, that if it was you and me in this ring for that damned belt, you ain't walkin out this damn arena...and you damned sure aint walkin out of this arena with that belt! So what you need to do...is to stop flappin' your gums around like some little big shot, and prove why you deserve to be the King of the Mountain Champion. Because son, I don't see a champion when I look at you. All I see when I look at you is a little piece of trash tryin' to act like he's playin' Spicoli in a Fast Times at Ridgmont High sequel! So I think you need to wa..." - Robbie Casey
Lucas grabs the other side of the microphone and leans down with his signature "stoner smile".
"Ha....all I neeeeed are someee tastyyyy wavessss, cooool budddd, and I am fineeeeee. Ha ha" - Ryan Lucas
Robbie in a huff yanks the microphone away from Lucas and takes a few steps back, trying to do everything he can to hold his anger in.
"Shut up! No! I'll tell you what you need!" - Robbie Casey
Robbie walks back over to Lucas and gets eye to eye with him again.
"What you need is this size fourteen black boot right here (points down to his boot) stompin' a mudhole in your sorry ass and walkin that sum bitch dry! You NEED to learn some respect and stop gallabantin out here like you ain't got no damn sense! You don't deserve nothin! Hell, you damn sure don't deserve that King of the Mountain Championship belt around that weak ass shoulder of yours!" - Robbie Casey
Robbie getting even more intense in his promo points at his eyes and just keeps staring at Lucas.
"There aint a damn man in this company who has gotten closer to that damn belt than Robbie Casey has. And you can set your little beady eyes on this son of a bitch right here who in 30 seconds from now is gonna take this fist (clinches his fist and holds it up to Ryan's face) and is gonna knock your teeth down your throat, take what's mine, and leave your sorry ass for the buzzards to PARTYYYYY ALL NIGHT LONGGG OVER YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODY!! Cause you aint nothin, and you aint ever been nothin! I don't give a rats ass who you've fought, and I damn sure don't give a rats ass if you got that little whiney bitch Darren by your side....because you want to see who your next challenger it is, it's this son of a bitch right here!" - Robbie Casey
Robbie rares back and slaps Lucas right across the face! Lucas takes the show and then quickly changes tone himself getting face to face with Robbie again this time just staring into his eyes as well.
"You swing again bro, you better knock my ass out..." - Ryan Lucas
"Oh you want me to swing again bitch? You want me to swing again?? How abo..." - Robbie Casey
Robbie goes to swing again, but Lucas catches his arm and headbutts Casey, forcing him to fall back into the ropes! Casey's eyes get even wider and he charges at Lucas, tackling him down to the mat and starts throwing haymaker after haymaker on him! But it isn't all one sided! Lucas is able to get on top of Robbie and come down with some haymakers of his own!! The two brawl around the ring as the fans are going nuts, encouraging them to fight even more! But just as the two are fighting all around the ring, TJ Ivers comes running through the crowd, hopping the guard rail with a sledgehammer in his hands! TJ jumps into the ring and wipes both of them out with a sledge hammer, first to the gut and then over the top of their heads!! TJ starts kicking at both men several times before taking one more shot with the sledgehammer to each of their backs. The crowd is booing TJ out of the building, throwing trash into the ring and screaming obscenities as commentary sells the confusion as to why TJ has attacked both these men and the viciousness of the assault! TJ stares down with a sick catatonic stare at both men who are rocking back and forth in excruciating pain. Finally, TJ bends over and picks up the King of the Mountain Championship. TJ stares at the belt for a few seconds with a demonic smile on his face and then holds up the championship belt with his left hand to the booing crowd and his sledgehammer in the right hand.
"Oh I think we know what this means, gentlemen!" - Mike Tenay
"What?! What does this mean?!" - Ben Davis
"It means he's calling his shot as the next King of the Mountain Champion!" - Coty Coleman
"Ha ha ha I love it! That's how you make a statement right there! You want something, you come take it!" - Ben Davis
TJ lowers the King of the Mountain Championship, stares down at it for a few seconds, and then throws it down on top of a very injured and hurting KOTM Champion. TJ storms out of the ring and up the ramp clinching his vicious sledgehammer with both hands, laughing maniacally to himself and not paying the booing crowd any mind whatsoever.
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"DINNERS WITH GEORGE"
The scene opens up to show George Amuah-Niamkey sitting at a long royal-esque banquet table with fancy classical music playing in the background. George dramatically smiles up to the camera, pours some Ciroq into a fancy tea cup, and takes a sip from his tea cup as stereo-typically elegant as he can.
"Good evening fine gentlemen and debutantes. Oh don't mind if this Yeet takes a sip of some of his evening Ciroq and admires the bosoms of the ladyyyy um....hoessss. Oh dearest PAWG...have a seat next to the ROYAL MAN OF THE HOUR." - George Amuah-Niamkey
George pats his knee and an extremely scantily clad big butt woman seductively walks over to George and sits on his lap.
"Oh yes, the view is MARRRVELOUSSSS if the royal king must say so himself. I think we are all sitting UP at attention, am I right young lads? (clears throat) The grand announcement is upon us all. On Monday night, we will embark on a GLORIOUSSSS look into tis dinner with the King of the YEEEEEET, Sir George Amuah-Niamkey. You all are cordially invited to experience tis dinner with A KING...THE GREATEST KING OF ALL! There you will all develop a special look into the life of the YEEEEET and will definitely...enjoy said ride. Heh" - George Amuah-Niamkey
George bends the young lady over his knee and smacks her big round exposed "thonged" ass causing a slight moan from the girl.
"Ah yesssss the sweetness of the cherry just rolls across thy lips." - George Amuah-Niamkey
George blows a kiss into the air and softly rubs his lips.
"Tis Monday night, you all will bare witness the greatest event in the history of all land, DINNERS WITH GEORGE." - George Amuah-Niamkey
George slowly stands up to his feet, grabs his sword, and holds it up towards the camera with a devious smile on his face.
"Now I must retire to my bed of several young sultry PAWs who await my presence in thy bedroom. See you all Monday night...cheers lads!" - George Amuah Niamkey
George runs off the scene and towards his royal bedroom as women giggling echoes throughout the shot while the scene slowly fades to black.
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Main Event Singles Match; T-Dog vs Colton Elliot
Before the match starts, commentary builds up how T-Dog has looked like a completely different animal since his huge win over RJ Stagg at Wrestlemania. Commentary hypes how T-Dog is hellbent on "cleaning out his closet" and redeeming himself from all that he feels he has locked away deep inside of himself. Colton Elliot gets into the ring and in his jubilant manner plays up to the crowd, but T-Dog just stands on the other side of the ring with his piercing eyes staring a hole deep into Colton...not moving a muscle but not taking his eyes off of him either.
As soon as the bell rings, T-Dog like a viper strikes in with a clothesline to completely wipe out Colton Elliot followed up with some strategic strikes to his forehead with the end of his boot. Throughout the entire match, Colton is trying to play catch up just to defend himself against T-Dog, but the hall of famer looks like a rabid animal just ripping him away limb from limb. Commentary continues to hype up T-Dog as a man on a mission and possessing a violent fire that they have never seen in T-Dog. T-Dog drags Colton from each side of the ring, scraping his eyes on the ropes and slamming him several times in the face with the turnbuckles. Each time that it looks like T-Dog might cover Colton for a pin, he instead pulls Colton up by his head and hits another vicious power move on him. T-Dog doesn't seem to pay any attention to the crowd, just relentless in his attack of Elliot. T-Dog finally puts Colton out of his misery though when he hits three consecutive CrossRoads, not because he necessarily needed to for the victory, but because he wanted to inflict as much pain on Colton as he possibly could. T-Dog covers Colton for the pinfall victory and commentary is at a loss of words from how brutal T-Dog was to Colton.
T-Dog stares down at a completely beaten down Colton and looks as if he is going to leave the ring, but instead he picks him up by his hair and throws him out of the ring crashing face first onto the steel barricade next to commentary! BAM! T-Dog quickly jumps out of the ring and kicks at the laid out Colton some more as commentary pleads with him to stop and just let it go. T-Dog looks to leave again, but instead he looks back down at Colton, shakes his head, and then proceeds to rip up the padding on the floor revealing a solid concrete floor underneath!
"Oh god what is going to do now??" - Mike Tenay
"He's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do..." - Coty Coleman
"I think that's exactly what he's going to do!" - Ben Davis
"Come on T-Dog it's not worth it! Just let the man be!" - Mike Tenay
"He has a family!" - Coty Coleman
"You won the match T-Dog! That's all that matters! Don't do this!" - Mike Tenay
"Do it T-Dog! Show you're a man!" - Ben Davis
"You don't have anything else to prove, T-Dog! Just leave, please!" - Mike Tenay
T-Dog drags Colton by his hair towards the concrete, picks him up into a piledriver, and then proceeds to slam him head first right onto the concrete!!!!!!
"OH MY GOD!!! HE MIGHT BE DEAD!!" - Mike Tenay
"This is sick!" - Coty Coleman
Colton's head bounces off the concrete and he just lays there completely unconscious, slowly starting to bleed out from the top of his head. T-Dog slowly picks himself back up to his feet and he just stares down at him. Several EMTs rush down to the scene, brushing passed T-Dog and immediately working on Colton. They place him on a gurney and rush him away from the ring and on the side of the ramp out of the building. But as Colton is rushed back, T-Dog just continues to stare at Colton being rushed back and lets out deep breath along with a slowwwww smirk. Cameras zoom in on T-Dog's relaxed face as they slowly fade to black.
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